Let's find out what everybody knows...


[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting you”.
[x] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush. [I was skiing and it was icy, okay?]
[ ] You have been called a blonde.

TOTAL: 4

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. [I do, but it took me awhile...xD]
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 2

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. [hey, it was old and was not saftey film...]
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling

TOTAL: 3

[x] You have fallen asleep in class. [well maybe it's not my fault. maybe normal human beings can't comprehend physics at 7:30am...]
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.[that'd be nice, really...]
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

TOTAL: 3

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally... [good source of protein!]
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. [...finals?...naaah.]
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. [don't forget on your head too...]

TOTAL: 4

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[ ] The word “um” is used frequently.
[ ] You don’t know what “um” means.
[ ] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 2

TOTAL: 18 x 4 = 72

I am 72% mentally ill! yeahwooooooo! Why am I happy, you ask? Because all great minds are crazy and screwed up. That's why they think so differently :]